Herbert’s in Italy Again

Friends: I don’t have much time to talk–laptop’s about to die, restaurant I’m at is about to close for a nap, and I have lots of eating to still do. I’m in Venice for a private event at the Hotel Cipriani. (I wonder if the Ciprianis know...

Mecca, Florida, Then London

Friends: February 19th at Irving Plaza was significant for a couple reasons. One, we worked with Live Nation, the biggest concert promoters in the world, and brought 1,000 people to Irving Plaza, and the Lord said, “it was good.” Second, we invited the...

Febru-Hairy

Friends: How dope is this barber smock, or apron, or whatever it’s called? I asked Jerry the Barber if he could get me this material so I could make a shirt out of it. How fricking fly would that be?! So fly. The flyness would be immeasurable. Damn. I should...

Happy Hollerdays

Friends: Gotta hold it down for my people, right? East-Coast Jews…Rejoice in this holiday season. If we are in fact “chosen” by G-d to save humanity, then it’s our job to put a little Jewish in everyone… …literally! (Or a lot of...

I Have ESP

It’s true. (The thing about ESP.) I mean…It’s probably true. My Grandma had it, too. Like…I’ll see someone in my thoughts, and they call. So many times I’ll call someone else, and they say “I was just talking about you.”...

Ciao Belly

Friends: I’m on my way to Florence for a gig. Wait. Uh… Wrong Florence. There. Florence, Italy. (Not Florence, NJ. Though I’m sure Florence, NJ, is a wonderful place to live.) So yeah…In just a few short hours, I’m hopping a flight to...