Febru-Hairy

Friends: How dope is this barber smock, or apron, or whatever it’s called? I asked Jerry the Barber if he could get me this material so I could make a shirt out of it. How fricking fly would that be?! So fly. The flyness would be immeasurable. Damn. I should...

Happy Hollerdays

Friends: Gotta hold it down for my people, right? East-Coast Jews…Rejoice in this holiday season. If we are in fact “chosen” by G-d to save humanity, then it’s our job to put a little Jewish in everyone… …literally! (Or a lot of...

I Have ESP

It’s true. (The thing about ESP.) I mean…It’s probably true. My Grandma had it, too. Like…I’ll see someone in my thoughts, and they call. So many times I’ll call someone else, and they say “I was just talking about you.”...

Ciao Belly

Friends: I’m on my way to Florence for a gig. Wait. Uh… Wrong Florence. There. Florence, Italy. (Not Florence, NJ. Though I’m sure Florence, NJ, is a wonderful place to live.) So yeah…In just a few short hours, I’m hopping a flight to...